Retainer

The word "retainer" used in rap vernacular often is referring to keeping a thug on hand that is willing to do dirt. The celebrity retains this person's services thru cash payment, or other bartering options such as weed or pussy in the event that a punch needs to be thrown (or otherwise) and the celebrity would be open to a potential costly lawsuit, whereas the retainer does not have enough money worth be sued for, etc.

When Charlemagne Tha God was instigating Nelly during an interview, he was warned "Hey,man...just say what you wanna say. We're all men. I keep retainers just for guys like you".

by Juicy poo November 27, 2020

Stinky-doo-doo-poo-poo-retard

The most degrading comment one can receive to the highest degree. Describes someone who is being a knucklehead and an ignoramous at the same time.

Joe: The government is turning the frickin' frogs gay, bro!

Sean: You're being a real stinky-doo-doo-poo-poo-retard right now, "bro".

by LigmaDeezNutz July 29, 2018

liam the retard

big ass retard who doesnt have friends

liam the retard is a retard

by red tahng February 16, 2017

Retard strength

The inexplicable physical force possessed by the mentally handicapped, even after they have been institutionalized or are incapable of any excercise program. Retard strength is never used for any constructive purpose, and often results in unintentional injury.

Even after he broke out of his restraints and had three guards and a nurse subduing him, he still had enough retard strength to break two chairs and a table.

by Drgorpon November 13, 2006

retard chimp strong

We all know chimps are much stronger than humans, and retards are much stronger than "normal" humans... can you imagine the strength of a retarded chimp? A new level of "going apeshit"

When the police arrived and tried to cuff him, he got retard chimp strong, kicked the two pepper spraying cops asses, and ran into the night.

by Alpino May 15, 2016

Reafing

Smoking lots of pot and getting stoned out of your mind.

I was reafing all night at the party and don't remember what happened or how I even got home.

by CCRfromAFFY June 5, 2010

Retard Hit

A retard hit is taking a hit of tobacco through a bong or a pipe, turning your lungs into useless sacks. Anyone that does a retard hit therefore must be retarded.

"Retard hits in bongs fucking suck"
"That retard hit destroyed my lungs"
"Baccy through a bong is a retard hit"

by DoctorDumb December 28, 2017