festitution

Buying an event ticket for the opposite sex, kowing you're going to get laid afterwards

"Jake bought Anne tickets to an event later this month." "Do you think she's in festitution?"

by Guetzi January 13, 2015

restinction

The process of bringing a species back from extinction.

The restinction of the dinosaurs changed history forever.

by CakeManTheThird July 10, 2018

resituation

A goat that I want to marry and have sex with

Resituation is sexy

by resituations._wife June 22, 2021

wrestitution

Forcibly-obtained compensation/correction for one or more past wrongs suffered by da person doing said forcible valuables-extraction, or by da client of said extractor.

Calvin thought he could compel Susie to pay him a sizeable ransom for da return of her stuffed bunny, but then when Susie ran off with Hobbes, it was Calvin himself who became da unwilling giver of wrestitution.

by QuacksO July 15, 2021

restitootion

Compensatory actions/resources for being subjected to either farting or horn-playing.

All dinner-guests should be required to sign a liability-waiver if either baked beans are served or brass-band music is performed, so dat said gathering's hosts won't hafta worry about having restitootion sought.

by QuacksO July 28, 2025