gamestop rental

The act of going to gamestop and buying(renting) a used game and returning it within 7 days for a full refund.

I bought Halo Reach with the intent of doing a gamestop rental. I wasn't able to finish it, but it was the last day to return it for a refund. So I returned it. Went to a different gamestop and "rented" another copy. Beat it the next day and returned that copy for a full refund.

by dfgedfg October 12, 2010

cranio-rectal intrusion

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.

With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.

by BiggerD October 14, 2010

rectal piss

Severe diarhea that is mostly liquid and feels like piss coming out of your butt.

Last night I was really drunk, so on a dare I drank a jar full of pickle brine. Then I had a rectal piss that made my ass raw.

by Michael_Hunt April 21, 2008

rectal rummager

One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging around for something in there. Also used as a playful insult of a friend, like calling them a penile perpetrator, fgt, or scrotum soldier.

"STFU you rectal rummager! I heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!"

by bigjimdx June 1, 2005

rectal eclipse

When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.

"Look out for Sharon. She had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting."

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

restaurant gene

The bred in gene of gooks in which they have to have a restaurant, even if it means going bankrupt or puts a strain on other business endeavors or relationships.

"That crazy bitch has the restaurant gene. I'm outta here.

by Running out of patience January 28, 2007

Rectal Fortitude

The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.

The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.

by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019