Restaurant Hungry

When you are starving but upon arrival to the eating establishment you find yourself not as hungry or full.

Peter - "Jill why haven't you eaten any of your food I thought you were starving?"

Jill - "I was but I'm restaurant hungry"

Peter "Ok get a to go box"

by kfizzy November 4, 2011

Restaurantica

Chill out music that was popular in dimly lit Tapas Bars in the late 1990s. Popular restaurantica artists include Kruder & Dorfmeister, Massive Attack, Moby, RJD2, Thievery Corporation, and Suzanne Vega.

This restaurantica is the perfect soundtrack while I drink my martini and eat my spring rolls.

by michaelmann November 27, 2012

RESTAURHOUSE

it's a private house where the owner acts as a cook and he offers some typical DELICATESSEN from his country.
You have just to search it, infact, usually is an hidden unlawful place, so you can find it thanks to word-of-mouth advertising...

example: in Naples,Italy in "Sapanish quarter" - "Quartieri Spagnoli" -there's a TAMIL RESTAURHOUSE where some crazy people go to eat something from Sri Lanka...
The owner's nickname is "Sella" because he would sell you everything he has.

HEY!LET'S GO TO TAMIL RESTAURHOUSE!

by Koala24HD January 2, 2009

Restart

A common misspelling of the word retard. It can also be used ironically to mock those who cannot spell, or just for fun.

Dude stop being such a fucking restart
Are you restarted?

by Thim🅱️le November 22, 2018

Restaurant Recon

Pulling into a restaurant parking lot, and sending a passenger into the restaurant to find out the wait time for a table while the driver sits in the car.

Driver: Do some restaurant recon to see if they can seat us tonight.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.

by thebetterfriend2 September 11, 2010

Restaurant Theory

An across-the-room connection with a girl or guy, where you know you'll likely never encounter them again. You want to talk or flirt with them but you don't, it just stays a subtle connection. Unless it's all in your head

Bro I just had this restaurant theory with a chick who looked like the dragon queen from game of thrones!

Man that ugly girl was just eye-fucking the shit out of me, she probably thought we were having the old restaurant theory. God bless her!

by Shortest shorts September 23, 2015

Restart

A misspelling of the word "retard" that means the same thing. Also a way to censor "retard" or "retarded" in a way that is publicly accepted as "retard" is seen as somewhat offensive.

"Wow so funny I didn't mean to yell at a restart"

by Mikael Montgomery July 8, 2020