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receipts

Evidence or proof. Often in the form of screenshots or saved snaps.
Emma: Bitch where the fuck did she say she was going
Sophie: Pull up them receipts
by PhoodoVoodoVaVaVoom November 21, 2016
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Reece Bibby

“ who’s the ceo of the north face gang?”

Oh that’s Reece Bibby”
by Nhcbytheocean__ February 3, 2019
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receipts

1. To disbelive something so much that some kind of hard evidence is required.
2. To be so frustrated by a social situation that you wish there was some kind of red tape to guide it with.
Origin- Whitney Houston's Diane Sawyer interview, where Whitney requests Diane provide reciepts for her allegation of over $100,000 Crack Cocaine purchases.
1a. "Miss Whitney does not do crack, o.k.! Crack is for poor people! I want you to show me the receipts Diane, Show Me The Receipts!"
1b. Carl,"I met Johnny Depp last night at the Green Mill and we sat up drinking and screwing hookers till dawn!"
Tad, "Receipts Carl, receipts."
2. Wancy, "They're waiting for us down at Friends, we've got to leave now. Guy's, Guy's, is anyone listening to me? We have to go or they'll all be drunk as shit when we get there... (muttering dejectedly) receipts..."
by Krazy-K September 23, 2005
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Receder

Someone who's hairline is well above that of a normal person. Often a receder have a large, greasy mop overhanging the forehead to fool the public as to their receding hairline.
That felix kid, what a mighty receder.
by shinkerreceder May 1, 2015
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sperm recepticle

One who allows many men to penetrate and or ejaculate in their vagina/anus.
Tom: your mom is a sperm recepticle
Bob: fuck you Tom
by SeanH September 30, 2004
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Ph.D. in recess studies

This is someone with graduate studies in a useless area.
The Urban Gender department specializes in the Ph.D. in recess studies!
by I, Wreckerrr June 15, 2021
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Pounding Recession

A general slowdown in Pounding (getting laid) Activity over a sustained period of time
Dan hasn't pounded hole in a few months due to this pounding recession that he is in.
by orlandobloomingonion November 15, 2009
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