Members of the Republican Party, believed to once be a cult, they try to demolish the States and the rest of the
world with the following:
a) pushing christian beliefs on the
country
b) eating BBQ
c) funding "the Passion of the Christ"
d) starting wars for no reasons
e) starting wars to distract the
country from other terrorists
f) etc.
a) Marriage is supposed to between a man and a woman!
-translates to-
Those fashionable homosexuals laughed at my
boots in highschool! Revenge!
b) Lets watch the e-lek-ti-un coverage whiles we eats us some BBQ at Mom's!
c) godgodgod
d) Well... Dat
guy... Saddam... He's one bad mother fucker. Lets go
kill peoples and SMOKE 'IM OUT.
e) Osama?