REPTILITIS

A disease that manifests itself with the same symptoms as the common cold but is really a virus spread by contact with snakes and lizards.

Your co-worker who owns a ridiculous number of snakes and lizards and is always coughing and sneezing has reptilis.

by Anonymous222 May 9, 2005

The Reptilian Brotherhood

The Reptilian Brotherhood is a cult secretly filled with Reptilians.

The Reptilian Brotherhood is love
The Reptilian Brotherhood is life

by hue hue HUE HUE September 6, 2016

reptilian

something thats cold-blooded or dark like a reptile

that mobb deep beat was cold, some reptilian shit

by CrucifX March 28, 2011

Reptilian hug

1. When a woman embraces a man in bed as a reptile would climb a tree, with desire to kiss his masculine member.

2. When you embrace your partner like a lizard would a tree, and you slowly climb up their body.

I'm gonna Reptilian hug you and climb up your body!

by fathwrong December 21, 2009

REPTILITIS

What you suffer from after making out with someone who is afflicted with this reptile virus

Enjoying a heavy make out session when you suddenly feel like you are making out with an alligator because they are eating your face alive and their body gestures are that of an alligator during a feeding frenzy

by Lisa March 7, 2005

reptilian

looking somewhat like a reptile

acting somewhat like a reptile

being a reptile

once the acid kicked in, all the pick-up bar patrons looked like reptiles; i had to swiftly vamoose!
she had a reptilian face
the insurance man had a reptilian 'bedside manner'!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

The Reptilian Brotherhood

The Reptilian Brotherhood is a cult lead by Internet sensation Leafyishere. We are currently 1m+ strong and our ranks keep growing tremendously daily!

"I love Leafyishere, and I just subbed him!"
"Finally bro! Welcome to The Reptilian Brotherhood!"

by Reptilian Cpt. Scleafy September 5, 2016