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Bush Repair

I hear Julie’s gone in for some emergency Bush Repair, apparently her Labia was hanging on her knees. The surgeon said it was a big job.
by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020
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ghetto repair

A cheap and easy way to repair something usually by using household items.
A ghetto repair can be described as using duct-tape for almost everything, garbage sacks as car windows, or bungie cords to keep your bumper attached to your car.
by Kevin Deck June 11, 2006
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Micro repair

At least micro repair is better than help desk
by Yeetboi6942069 June 25, 2019
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street repair

the act of taking a dump in between a female's breast then squeezing them together so it seems as if the gap has been filled (so it looks like a repaired street)
"Ty gave Shelby a street repair and it looks like a street"
by T danna July 22, 2006
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Nut-Shot Hernia Repair

A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.
The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.

Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?

No, he's a trauma patient.
by BAMF MD May 21, 2011
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eyebrow repair

When a female is filling in/drawing on her eyebrows, and after both are finished, she comes to the realization that they aren't quite symmetrical; therefore resulting in having to undergo 'eyebrow repair' without harming adjacent makeup.
female #1: "shit! I was drawing my eyebrows on, and they look totally different..."
female #2: "thats okay girl, just do some eyebrow repair!"
by pinkbabi December 21, 2009
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Chainsaw Repair

A term used when a man with a penis that sees a lot of sexual action/tears through a lot of vagina has to see a doctor due to damage done to the penis.
"I have to get my chainsaw repaired tomorrow. Fucked about a dozen girls last night and I think I did some serious damage."
by sirWilliamRaleigh April 19, 2010
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