recund

An event in which raccoons harvest your organs

My friend barely survived a recund last night

by Chemosworstnightmare September 12, 2019

sjouju ramune

A fucked up hentai involving obviously underaged girls.

Dude, I heard Mark was caught watching Sjouju Ramune and got arrested by the police.

by TheCowLord1 January 21, 2018

Ramund

A common name for faggots

Let's bash Ramund as he is an imbecile.

by ITellTheTruth June 23, 2013

google refund

a feeling of dismay upon finding one's supposed neologism on a google search.

I thought I coined the phrase, "Retardo Montalban," but got served a google refund when it showed up with 1600 hits.

by Craig Bz January 11, 2008

friendly reminder

a euphemism for "this is the last warning you're going to get before we open of a can of whoopass on you!"

warning of impending whoopass

Every Monday morning I get the same E-mail from payroll:

"This is a friendly reminder to submit a copy of your time card at your earliest convenience..." (read: 'If you don't send us your hours for last week asap, you're a$$ is not going to get paid on Friday!!')

by Juarcias October 13, 2009

refund gap

The excessively wide space between a woman's breasts, indicating a poorly executed breast enlargement procedure. Ideal breast cleavage is minimal, so any woman showing off a pair of huge, spherical, gravity-defying boobs that have an inch or more of space between them arguably deserves a refund from her plastic surgeon.

That cougar was totally hitting on me, but I was too weirded out by her refund gap to take her seriously.

by Hesby April 7, 2008

rebungification

the act of reinserting the damaged rectum of a poodle or other small dog

Fifi's rebungification left her in a lot of pain, so she can't play frisbee toss today

by Anonymous April 8, 2003