cummer's remorse

1) A sense of regret after an orgasm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre-orgasmic high.

2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.

Jeff was eager to obey every humiliating direction, but after he jizzed he got cummer's remorse and immediately turned off his webcam.

Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.

2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.

by waterzworld February 1, 2010

Remus

The opposite of his brother Roman, Remus is the darker version of creativity or intrusive thoughts. He’s the most recent Side to appear in Thomas Sanders’ Sanders Sides YouTube series where he solves internal dilemmas with the personified versions of his personality which include Patton, Logan, Roman, Virgil, and Janus, otherwise known as Deceit.

“Or, you could just call me by my name: Remus.”

by SaSiJanusKinnie June 16, 2020

Cummer's Remorse

This is something every man has experienced. It is the moment after you cum and immediately realize what you just did was a bad idea.

"Dude, at first I thought finishing myself off in front of her was a great idea. After i blew, I immediately experienced mild "Cummer's Remorse "

by Esjay Entertainment March 16, 2009

Rehousing a slug

Having a pooh, taking a dump, aka , shitting, pooping. defecating, crapping, etc. Particularly can be used when camping or in the wild.

Sorry I'm late, I was just rehousing a slug

by JKiwi September 15, 2020

banger's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, banger's remorse is a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after banging someone. (Slightly more vulgar than boinker's remorse.)

Pat woke up with a hangover, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced banger's remorse.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

jacker's remorse

Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted with yourself.

Melvin felt deeply ashamed and suffered from "jacker's remorse" after masturbating over the naked pictures he found of his mother.

by Mitchell_L June 2, 2009

Remus Lupin

The sexiest, hottest, most gorgeous werewolf ever to walk the face of this planet only to be made hotter by the fact that he actually CARES about people. Was friends with Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and James Potter (whose son you might've heard of, seeing as he's the main character in one of the most famous pieces of literature ever).

Oh, 4:30, time to go snog Remus Lupin.

by Clippy August 30, 2003