redbox and relax

Codeword for sex when you don't have Netflix.

Girl: Hey babe I'm ready for Netflix and chill ;)
Boy: I don't have Netflix but you wanna come over for Redbox and relax? I have this DVD I wanna watch before I have to return it at 9.

by RedboxAndRelax November 1, 2015

Relax The Cacks

Have patience, wait a second.

Paddy: Hurry up with the dinner Mary.
Mary: Relax the cacks there Paddy, it's nearly ready.

by dtjesus February 22, 2009

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.

After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011

Frankie says relax

Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.

Relax, don't do it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Relaxtion

After curling one out, relaxtion is the state the body enters in the few moments it takes for the bum hole to close. A calm time after what can sometimes be a painful and stressful experience.

After dropping the biggest turd of his life, Jonathan entered a state of relaxtion so intense that he almost fell off the bog.

by dAVEY Boy and The Screet November 21, 2014

spousal reflux

When other people's normal everyday activities do not irritate you unless the other person performing the action is your spouse. Symptoms often include a throwuppie taste in your throat when your mate performs a minor function around you like chewing or breathing. There is no cure for Spousal Reflux except for suffocation or decapitation and these are illegal. Sufferers often dull symptoms by drinking until they can’t hear or see.

Watching and listening to Lloyd eat a bowl of almonds last night gave my the worst Spousal Reflux, I can still hear him crunching.

by dearfrannie.com July 2, 2009

Relaxogasm

When so relaxed that you let out an involuntary moan or stretch, usually the second you get into a comfy bed or chair.

dude, i was so tired last night the minute i got into my easy-chair i had a monster relaxogasm.

by jordan macdonald December 9, 2008