rehab romance

When two junkies or alcoholics get together in rehab and have an "immediate deep connection and understanding of each other that nobody else has ever had with them". This often happens within days or weeks of entering rehab. They often take it beyond just rehab and go together after rehab. These relationships have approximately a 99% failure/relapse rate (of course we are the 1% says the two losers) and abuse, domestic violence and general disregard for others and their feelings is commonplace. Note that infidelity/cheating is common here as the rehabers have no regard for loved ones they have been with for years, who took care of them thru addiction and being abused by them and often paid large money and struggled to put them in rehab because they love them. They simply think of themselves and their loved ones are left shattered once again to pick up the pieces, again they don't care as long as they have their new boyfriend/girlfriend "once in a lifetime connection" and plenty of sex.

Rehab: Hi sir, I'm sorry to tell you that your wife has been kicked out of our rehab for getting caught having sex.
Husband: What!? No!! Please my heart is broken.
Rehab: I'm really sorry sir. She left with him today to go live with him and some other rehab grads.
Husband: (crying) Noooo! Can I at least get my money back I can barely pay bills?
Rehab: Sorry sir, she signed a contract and broke the rules. We tell them not to get involved with rehab romance as it is toxic but they rarely listen.
Husband: (gunshot) RIP... (Wife doesnt care enjoys sex with new addict boyfriend).

by NotAnAddict January 22, 2014

rehab-pology

Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after ‘treatment’ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.

After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.

by GusII December 9, 2009

Rehan

Rehan is really mysterious at first. He’s really pure hearted and only wishes of well for others. Being mysterious just seems like a way of protecting himself. Once you start to get to know him, you cant help but fall for him. He is charming, gracious and respectful. He is one of the most hard working. He’s been through many hardships but that just shows how strong he really is. He might not realise it but he’s precious and very loveable. I’m so thankful for his existence.

Rehan is equal to happiness

by Maxandruby December 4, 2022

rehana

The hottest girl in the universe, with the best sense of humor.

"Oh man, who is that BABE over there?"

"I don't know, but she's got nothing on REHANA."

by brad March 1, 2005

rehard

the process of getting your dick hard after cumming.

Baby, I can go all night, but you've got to give me a few minutes to rehard for the next round.

by IMRomanGOD May 9, 2011

Rehabortion

Rehabilitation for woman who are addicted to having unprotected sex and getting abortions.

When Julie had five abortions in one year, her counselor at Planned Parenthood suggested she undergo rehabortion.

by damiancrowley February 7, 2015

Rehan

The most awesomest person in the world to know. Can initially come off as a jerk, but turns out to be the sweetest thing.

raihan, reehan, rayhan, rahan, rehan

by maZ-e August 24, 2010