Recession

What ever Turnip Brains says it is (with President Xi’s permission of course).

“We’re not in a recession. Just use your phonograph and look it up on the wikipedophile.” - Turnip Brains, July, 2022.

by bustapost July 29, 2022

recessioned

the practice of businesses being forced to shut down due to the current economic climate (recession)

Steve: What happened to the mexican place that was down the road?

Fred: Looks like it go recessioned.

by VP4 February 8, 2010

the recession

Where you use the same condom for a week.

I'm so poor I can't afford new condoms I'm in the recession.

by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009

recession

An excuse for people not to pay debts they owe.

ME: Yo! men its been 5months and you ain't paid the $50 bucks you owe me.

Buddy: Its the recession pal. I can't even earn me a dime.

by majornephew November 1, 2010

Recession

A recession is whatever definition democrats choose it to be in order to fill their own narratives.

That Damn Buster Joe said we ain’t in a recession, tell that to my brothers cousin who’s jerking dudes off at the Winn Dixie to make ends meet

by Gay4Clents July 28, 2022

recession

a solid collection of prehistoric ingredients referring to the colossal time trap between the 18th and 19th centuries with a dash of tapioca pudding

You better pick up that recession over there by that turtle or else you will get pregnant and die.

by kdizzle90210 March 10, 2008

Recessed

In a sad mood, but not sad enough to be depressed.

Jimmy's been under the weather lately. I think he's recessed.

by Elephantmonker April 27, 2009