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WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?
by Why you be reading this? November 12, 2019
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Ready to Rage

Ready to party hard, dance like a maniac, and sacrifice some sleep for the worthy cause of having a good time; ready to have fun and facilitate others having fun.
You ready to rage?
by megme June 30, 2011
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Re-ard

Someone who is so retarded, the word retard makes them look like a genius. Re-ard is someone who thinks they are smarter then what they really are.
Dam what a re-ard. So stupid, he thinks he's a genius.

A person so naive and stupid, they think that they are genius' when they are a piece of shit.
by mwallace2202 October 26, 2013
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Manga Readers

Manga reader: hey you’re an anime only?
Anime only : yea why?
Manga reader : Spoils the entire next season.
Manga readers uniting to spoil a show for someone
by Giyuu.Simp January 21, 2021
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slicks on the rear

Verb. A euphemism for sodomy. It can be used to refer to both receptive and penetrative homosexual anal intercourse.
"Careful man, that Boris guy... whispers he slicks on the rear."
by Duke, PhD December 24, 2022
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Reader's Block

Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.
Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.

Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!

Eddie - Poor bastard.
by Our Van Ankle May 10, 2009
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reader's accent

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books
Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.
by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012
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