realist

Lloyd is a realist. Mr. Luke, or maybe Dr. EXIT, has brainwashed him. Alas, it is so pathetically sad that you can believe everything a guy with nose hair on the top of his nose says. I mean, come on, Lloyd, he didn't even know the right amount for STP.

realist by Fabio June 12, 2004

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Realist

Someone who does not believe in any religion. See also: athiest.

Realist by Anonymous July 5, 2003

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Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.

Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”

Realist by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020

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Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.

Realist by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020

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Realist

A word used by pessimists who think they are better than optimists

Person 1: you're so pessimistic
Person 2: I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. I don't think the world is fucked, i know the world is fucked.

Realist by anonymous April 9, 2023

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Realist

The official definition for realist people is andre and Yasmin.

“Yo are you the realist one?” Nah I’m not Andre and Yasmin

Realist by Yassy4343 October 18, 2023

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realist tip

Means That its real or to be true

On the realist tip im holdin it down for k-town

realist tip by Evy Sanchez August 10, 2006

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