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to tell someone you are reading is the code for wanking. this is appropriate as no one really reads anymore, so it's unlikely to get mistaken.
(msn)
dude1: hey man, what's up?
dude2: fuck off i'm reading!
dude1: awh dude!
by george_midd March 28, 2009
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To jack off to a porno with/out subtitles
Yo i just read a good book

Oh really

Yeah really

Did it feel good

Of course
by BringmeBacktoLOVE October 25, 2009
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If you can't read how can you spell. So why are you looking this up.

Are you an Instagram normie or something
by Gary the snail December 8, 2019
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To learn from paper, such as magazines, news papers, textbooks, but the KINGPIN of all: NOVELS!
You might like it.
No one asked you to read out loud.
SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO READ! fairytales with happy endings :)
To read to to enrich ones soul.
To read is to gain knowledge.
To read is to be informed.
To read is to escape.
To read
is to write
is to journal
is to open
up ones
soul
by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015
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when you find a cha ray and she hooks up with you and sucks the dick
I got the read from linnea last night
by Chris Uhlig August 31, 2008
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One that ruins a joke, repeats a joke continual times
"A curtis read"
by Johnathan Nicolichuk February 23, 2004
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To use correct English to totally wreck a person who is demonstrating idiotic behavior.
He touched her butt and she read him his rights!
by Nana@yourass June 13, 2018
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