creeping rationalization

When a person is given permission to use something only in an emergency and their rationalization of what constitutes an "emergency" becomes laxer and laxer each time they want the thing.

I told Bob he could use my car only in an emergency but last night his creeping rationalization made him think that missing the basketball game was an emergency.

by BillyBuggy November 16, 2010

Irrational Rationalization

"Irrational Rationalization", or "IR", is a commonplace, non-communicable infection of cranial cognition. People whom are exposed to this infection display a number of degraded brain cells, deprivation of motor skills, and failure to comprehend logic. "IR" is displayed when one, online, debates a fairly irrelevant point to an other. Hence the name, rationalization shown by the person infected is at a very low layer of mentality. For example, when the person debates about a sort of social media plot, the host will use derogatory language, such as, "faggot", a slang term created by humans because why not. Hosts also show many usages of deus ex machina, cutting into the other conflicts of people. One more way people exhibit "IR" is by collapsing on their own statements. This is a more widespread way of IR, utilized mostly on social media sites.
"IR" has no specific cure. However, "IR" is usually prevented by:
- Thinking more frequently
- Reading a book instead of performing inane stunts for publicity
- Avoiding putting gelid objects on your head
Psychotherapy sessions may be available for diagnosing "IR", although that is very unlikely.

Person A.: "lel your just jelous because your not smart #hashtagsaresoimportant"
Person B.: "According to this, you're jealous of me for having an advanced education in English. Irrational rationalization's bad."
Person C.: "I agree, Person A should take a diagnosis for the IR infection."

by Ninja of Logic August 21, 2014

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by C0ncealed June 17, 2022

Abuse Rationalization

The use of logic, economic theory, or detached language to recast systemic exploitation as a neutral, inevitable, or even beneficial process. It transforms acts of harm into abstract data points, "trade-offs," or necessary evils, while pathologizing the victims for their suffering. The violence of the system is laundered through vocabulary.

Example: A corporate memo announcing mass layoffs to "right-size the company" and "maximize shareholder value," while offering outplacement services. The human devastation of lost livelihoods, health insurance, and purpose is rationalized as a prudent financial strategy. The abuse rationalization frames the decision as a hard but logical business necessity, not a human catastrophe.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Oppression Rationalization

The intellectual framework that justifies hierarchical control by arguing it is natural, efficient, or for the victims' own good. It uses historical determinism, pseudo-science, or theories of "order" to argue that oppressed groups are inferior, unprepared for freedom, or that their subjugation is essential for societal progress or stability.

Example: Defenders of colonial rule arguing it brought "civilization," railways, and governance to "backward" societies. The violence, cultural genocide, and extraction are rationalized as the difficult but necessary price of progress. This oppression rationalization treats domination as a tutelage, reframing the oppressor’s greed as a burden shouldered for the benefit of the oppressed.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Penetrator Rationalization

A specific form of justification where the invasive, extractive, or violating nature of a power is reimagined as a welcome, modernizing, or liberating force. The language is often sexualized or gendered, framing conquest as "penetration" into new markets or ideas, and resistance as irrational fear of progress.

Example: A tech CEO describing data harvesting and behavioral micro-targeting as "delivering more relevant experiences" and "entering a deeper relationship with the user." The violation of privacy is rationalized as intimacy; the penetrator rationalization reframes extraction as a service and the colonizing of mental space as connectivity.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Atrocity Rationalization

The deployment of historical context, utilitarian calculus, or ideological ends to minimize, excuse, or morally vindicate large-scale human suffering. It often involves bogus counterfactuals ("it would have been worse otherwise") or the labeling of victims as acceptable collateral damage in a grander narrative of progress or security.

Example: Justifying the nuclear bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki by claiming they "ultimately saved lives" by ending the war faster. The immediate vaporization of civilians is rationalized through a speculative, retrospective body-count calculus. This atrocity rationalization uses a hypothetical alternative to sanitize a concrete war crime.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026