I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.

Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

by B. Snooks June 16, 2010

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Ratheist

An atheist who frequents the r/atheism subreddit.

Man, Matthew is such a ratheist!

by Mr Church Sir August 22, 2011

FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease

FLIRT

FORGET
LOVE
I'D
RATHER
TEASE

After Ria was cought listening Rolltown by a guy who stole her breath, she broke his heart by showing her 'FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease' Identification card...

by Rhoda C. December 9, 2008

ratheist

The punchline to the joke that is New Atheism. Someone who posts to r/atheism, usually submitting generic quotes about science, unwarranted fallacious Facebook arguments, and "memes" about God not being real. Thinks science and religion are polar opposites. Tends to mistake European nativist propaganda for atheist propaganda due to their hatred of Muslims. Usually openly bigoted against religious people.

Jim is a total ratheist. He said that all religious scientists are secretly atheists.
Ratheists have successfully formed a community where outright bigotry is the norm.
Sam Harris said religion is worse than rape. Ratheists love him for it.

by Boredman December 10, 2012

Rathskeller

Did you ever hear the song by Ke$ha, "There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around. It's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free for all?" That song is a perfect description of the Rat in Binghamton, NY. The rat was the home of the scorpion bowl, Tuesday night beer pong tournaments, and DJ Decibel. It was the kind of place you could never remember when you woke up the next morning.. good thing for cameras to capture your night.

RIP Rathskeller 7.12.2005-4.13.2011

Come to the Rathskeller! It's open bar til 12 and they're not checking ID's!

by flashdance mae May 17, 2011