i couldn't give a rat's ass

I don't care.

I couldn't give a rat's ass about birthdays.

by PA McFalls May 1, 2016

ass rat

a giant piece of shit that has a tail, resembling a rat

guy 1: so i was taking this giant shit at mcdonald's last night and it turned out to be an ass rat.
guy 2: god damn

by chicken fried negro sammich February 27, 2009

Rat's Ass Quotient

A process of deciding whether you care or have an opinion about any thing, policy, concept, idea, etc, by stripping it down to its most basic parts. If you are motivated enough to have a position/opinion on any of its parts, then it can be said you give a rat's ass about the topic.

Basically a way of determining whether you give a rat's ass about a specific issue, topic, etc.

Normally, I could give a rat's ass about the New York Yankees. However, since they drafted former Nebraska Cornhusker Joba Chamberlain; I have an interest in them; and how the Yankees are doing passes my rat's ass quotient.

by Deimreon February 23, 2010

rat's ass

In U.S. Marine jargon, a comparative indicating that something is worthless. In more polite company, see hill of beans.

This equipment isn't worth a rat's ass.

So? I don't give a rat's ass.

by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

Rat nawed ass

Where a persons genitals have been through so much and fucked by so many kinds of people that you don't want to fuck it.

I don't want a fuck your grandma's rat nawed ass.

by Deep blue 2012 March 17, 2010

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by intofolkwhore August 8, 2023

rat's ass

Its baseicly i dont give a shit.

I dont give a rat's ass bout u fool.

by cartman5000 August 7, 2004