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I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.
Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009
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R U RARTED

The smart way to call someone retarded

This insult trumps all comebacks including but not limited to

No u
reverse
I know you are but what am I ...etc
Guy 1: Ur Mom Gay
Guy 2: No U
Guy 1: R U Rarted
by Green Wood Cememery June 6, 2018
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ratthew

da rodent that resembles a large mouse, typically having a pointed snout and a long, sparsely haired tail. Some kinds have become cosmopolitan and are sometimes responsible for transmitting diseases.
Rat is short for Ratthew
by yesitsapartycomeandparty February 7, 2018
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Raytheon

A major American defense contractor and industrial corporation with core manufacturing concentrations in weapons and military and commercial electronics. It was previously involved in corporate and special-mission aircraft until early 2007. Raytheon is the world's largest producer of guided missiles.
Established in 1922, the company reincorporated in 1928 and adopted its present name in 1959. The company has around 72,000 employees worldwide and annual revenues of approximately $25 billion. More than 90% of Raytheon's revenues were obtained from military contracts and, as of 2012, it was the fifth-largest military contractor in the world, and is the fourth largest defense contractor in the United States by revenue. Their headquarters is in Waltham, Massachusetts.
by Dancing with Fire May 28, 2013
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Ratherine

Rat is short for Ratherine.

Sorry for all the rats named Katherine or Catherine
"Look it's a rat" - Random Dude

"No that's Ratherine" -Random Dude #2
by Some Random Bored Personn June 27, 2020
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rarted

The single worst insult you can say to someone. Saying it will end their career in seconds with no recovery recorded yet.
Jimmy: I just think Black Panther is SJW propaganda and should be boycotted
Big Will: You are rarted
Jimmy: *dies*
by sireatassalot February 26, 2018
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I would rather shit on my hands and clap

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.
Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.
by Drbigman May 28, 2016
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