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raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.
"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."
by Xhihou July 22, 2008
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Raping Physics

A comment made by the uneducated which has to be rejected on sight, as it is against either the laws of physics or common sence.
guy1:"I just walked down the street in my boat."
guy2:"STOP RAPING PHYSICS >.<"
by Dark.arc December 14, 2008
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Raping a dead horse

The extreme attempt to carry one something that is already resolved or no one cares about. The extreme case up the idiom, "beating a dead horse".
The cocky douche bag was beating a dead horse by rubbing his victory on the loser. However, he preceeded to raping a dead horse by talking trash to the loser for the next 20 years.
by whowantsrice February 8, 2010
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raping the vape

Aggressively orally sucking at the mouth piece of the vape for hours on end.
My boy and I sat on the corner, vigorously raping the vape, talking about our next oral position on the mouth piece!

They say that shit will give you cancer.

...yep.... * takes another drag*
by Joke Of The Day 4 May 25, 2016
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Raping Time

The thought of someone who is attracted to a girl/guy who they want to have sexual relations with.

Mainly used as a joke.
Guy looks at girl.

Guy *thinks*: Its raping time!
by Calv Lad March 31, 2009
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Raping Shoes

Normally are Nikes , the shoes you can run well in to go perform the act of rape or such. Also can normally be said if you wish to steal , you get your shoes you can run and perfect other illegal acts.
Darek: Are you ready for the party yet?
Vincent: Hold on I gotta get my raping shoes on!
by SourPunch April 3, 2017
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raping reindeer

When a person shits in your eye and hits you in the face.
Josh just gave Matt K. a raping reindeer.
by Tyler mcadoome December 8, 2006
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