I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease

FLIRT

FORGET
LOVE
I'D
RATHER
TEASE

After Ria was cought listening Rolltown by a guy who stole her breath, she broke his heart by showing her 'FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease' Identification card...

by Rhoda C. December 9, 2008

Ride and a rasher

Dublin slang - The promise of sexual relations and being allowed to stay overnight to partake of the morning meal.

Jaysus, if I play my cards right, I might get a ride and a rasher

by europhile July 4, 2006

Dan Rathered

Take a damaging true story and preemptively leak it to a reporter with enough bogus details stirred in to discredit the reporter and the story itself.

I can't belive Robert Richer Dan Rathered me!

by smb1971 October 5, 2008

Hingin Rashers

Over extended Labia which would hang down when a woman stands up.

Hey Fraser, check out your mum over there, her labia are sticking out below her skirt, those are some hingin rashers!

by Flacidb February 18, 2009

Would you rather

A fun game where a person is giving two scenarious, usually humiliating, and is forced to choose one.

Hey budrick, would you rather have your parents walk in on you masturbating to their wedding photos or would you rather have the whole football team blow their load on your naked body in the locker room?

by Cee Dub December 21, 2003

I'd rather snuggle with Shrek

If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.

Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.

Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.

by Astrothegreat January 13, 2015