don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you

john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!

by J-Lima December 30, 2008

rawinia

A Māori (New Zealand) name usually for females. Girls named Rawinia are always pretty, intelligent, and tend to be more involved in her culture. They're quiet but opinionated, and can get along with anybody. They know their place and aren't afraid of being themselves. Rawinia's are often funny and easygoing.

Rawinia is bae.

by Orangery July 21, 2015

Asian don't raisin

Used to describe the youthful appearance of older asians. Often paired with black don't crack, it can also be used in place of a long-winded explaination of why the person in question was thought to be younger than they actually were.

Yo, i heard your girl is like 45 years old! Sup wit dat?!

Yup. But man, you know. Asian don't raisin.

True true. I thought she was like 20. Damn.

by FredZep April 26, 2019

Raisin Bowling

The act of shoving raisins into ones rectum, then farting in to someone's face and having the raisins shot out.

Sahara went raisin bowling in Marks face.

by Potato Gremlin >w< September 7, 2014

Snow Raisin

General term for a black person that either plays ice hockey or regularly attends games, since they stick out like a raisin in the snow.

Wayne Simmonds is a snow raisin, and Jarome Iginla is a half-snow raisin.

by snowraisinbran January 22, 2013

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.

Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."

by TopBun November 25, 2016

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

by wouldaben January 15, 2011