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Roadmanophobia

Roadmanophobia is an extensive, irrational fear of roadman. You try to avoid them as much as possible and don't go places that are commonly known for roadmen to be there
- Hey, do you want to go to the Park today
~ Depends which one, If It's the one next to Tesco's then no, quite a lot of Roadmen go there
- Why are you scared of Roadmen in the first place?
~ I have Roadmanophobia.
by snipOx December 17, 2017
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Roadman

The average British year 7 who pulled a plastic fork on someone and now thinks they are a fucking mad man they also tend to pull up on kids or old people because they know that's all they can fend off, they likes to wear shitty Adidas track suits
You know Tyler told Mr adabish to shut up blud or I'll shank you fam, he's a proper hard roadman be careful mate
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
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roadman shaq

One of the top grime artists in the UK. Was recently on 'Fire in the Booth'.
roadman shaq: "da ting goes skrraaa pap pap kak kak kak skib bi skip pap pap and a pup pup krrrut boom skiaat dut dut kut kut dun dun pum pum"
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ranman

Damn! Is that Ranman?!
by Ranman December 13, 2017
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redman's revenge

When a chick is giving you a handjob, and she's twisting her hands as she goes up and down, she accidentally twists the wrong way and gives your dick an indian burn.
I was having a blast with Marcy but then she gave me a redman's revenge. I've been icing my crotch for a week.
by Brian H October 26, 2005
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wanna be roadman

A wanna be roadman is typically a 12-16 year old who tries to act hard.

They try to use slang but it just sounds a little bit wet when they use it.
Often pick fights with people bigger than them and often pussy out when they actually get squared up.
Chats A LOT OF SHIT.
Often one of a "wanna be roadman" nature has a very high pitched voice.
"Ayyyyy Halim is the wettest fuckin' don around, mum's next time i see him im gonna bang that little bitch right in his ugly fuckin face man *kisses teeth*" -*gets beaten up a couple days later by Halim.
"Shut up! Man has bare Ps' u kno. Oh mY DaYs U aRe ThE wEtTeST GUy I kNo MAn UUUUGGGHHHH!"
-Wanna be roadman from yr 7
by XxAyubxX October 28, 2019
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roadmanology

Bill had roadmanology 3rd period in school
by beastfox October 19, 2018
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