racoon

person from india or with indian ancestry,this's common say between french-americans,raccoon is a nickname given to this indian people due to their more darker skin around their eyes wish assimilate them to raccons whom also have this characteristic
dude i went to 7eleven and that fucking racoon tried to overcharge me for a 12pack
by jean pieere April 21, 2008
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racooned

when you flip someone's bad inside out and then put all of the contents back inside and then zip it up.

"Damn, I just got racooned"
"Damn, I just got racooned"
by qwerty sdfsdfsdfasdfs February 28, 2014
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the racoon

a sex move in which the man shits on his hands and wipes it around the girls eyes making her look like a racoon
dude look at that girl, i just gave her the racoon
by dumpster4436 February 01, 2007
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Racooned

When someone tries to get you try some food or beverage that they know tastes bad.
This tastes nasty, here try it. No, I don't want to be racooned
by Old Man In TC July 26, 2020
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the racoon

When you make her put on a fur coat ,stick your penis in her butt and give her two black eyes
Last night she was wearing a fur coat so I have her the racoon after she pissed me off.
by rudydude March 06, 2016
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Corporate racoon

A person—a scavenger of sorts, who, throughout the
course of the workday, roams his/her company halls, meeting rooms and
cavernous spaces in search of any kind of food or drink—even of the stale
variety. Because of the corporate racoon’s cheap nature and “if it’s free,
I’ll take it! Even if it’s garbage” mentality, this character doesn't care
what it is as long it can be stuffed down his/her throat.
Example 1:
"Dude, look at Hank scrunched in the corner over there. Is he scarfing down
that old-ass sandwich?"

"Yikes, Hank, you hungry much? Those sandwiches are from a meeting that finished five hours ago. That meat looks sick and the mayonnaise stinks. You sick bastard."

"Hey man, can't help it. I'm a Corporate racoon. I obviously need help."

“Help? Dude, you’re disgusting. Throw that shit out.”

Example 2:
"Hey, Trisha, where'd you get the turkey wrap?"

"I was walking by the conference room and scarfed it from leftovers from that meeting that ended three hours ago, before they cleaned up the mess."

"Disgusting -- you are nothing but a corporate racoon."
by Trish77 July 02, 2009
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Racoon Dip

A “Racoon Dip” is when you teabag a gaping ass hole and then you lay it on her eyes. First quoted by Frank Kramer from the esteemed “FHFU” (Frosty Heidi and Frank Unsensored) podcast.
Guy 1: Dude I want to try something crazy with my woman.

Guy 2: Give her the 'ol Racoon Dip!

Guy 1: That's a damned good idea, man!
by clarkj November 12, 2009
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