ROFD

Rolling on floor drunk - when one has reached the point of intoxication at which the ability to remain vertical fails, and suddenly you are horizontal, laughing because you are slightly confused as to why you are touching the floor with more than two points of your body.

Oh my god, I was so wasted I ROFD last night!

by The Scratching Post August 3, 2010

rotfd

Roll On The Floor Depressed.
Substitute for 'rofl' when two goths or emos text or instant message each other.

xgoth-chickx says: I've had such an xawfulx day =( you?
darkness-imprisoning-mexx says: bet mine was worse. ROTFD.

by Alice 'knorp' Rison April 29, 2008

RONFD

An acronym meaning Right On No Fucking Doubt

Man, she gives the best helmet...RONFD!

by hidunno December 27, 2003

rolfDATSUN

when you rofl over a datsun

or your just oddd

you have a datsun
rolfDATSUN

by MACAZ March 18, 2008

roofdick

pronounced (roof-dick). has sevral Meanings, one good one is someone who sucks cock on a roof. another one is a chad who has a big cock. and lastly, a wimp who watches porn on a roof.

*girl* OMG he has a ROOFDICK.

by epic_kaferdike_chad_gamer. December 21, 2020

rokudenashi

Asshole in Japanese.

rokudenashi.

by chitai May 23, 2021

ROKD

When someone gets destroyed or absolutely beaten in an embarrassing way..

WOW they just got Rokd..

by WAFFAEL July 31, 2022