ROFTMP

Rolling On the Floor Touching My Penis

When she sexted me her picture I was ROFTMP.

by Kibosh March 29, 2009

ROFPMGO

Acronym for "Rolling on the floor, puking my guts out."

OMFG, look at my guts there on the floor where I was previously rolling, puking them out. That state of affairs would ostensibly be explained by the fact that I was, at said previous time, ROFPMGO.

by Jay-queeze of Rotterdam September 29, 2011