rodent

ilov e rodents i lolve rodnrts dso muchy rodents are so cool mm rodents i lovve tnem rats capybabra mous squirrrr el l guuinea pig rat mouse chinchilla rat i love rodents i am 9 years old from uk please send me emial i lvoe rodnets thank u rodens

rodent <3 smile face

by rodentgirlxx56 May 9, 2023

Rodent Job

A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.

guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"

guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"

guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"

by An Outstanding Citizen February 2, 2010

rodent trap

a pussy that looks like the rodents went in but didn't come out a very hairy pussy

god damn shave that rodent trap you nasty bitch

by bald brent May 2, 2007

rodent tendancies

"Rodent" is a term in itself that is much the same as "Rat", a term to describe someone who's behaviour is sneaky and likely to be connected with the underhand seduction of a potential shag. Except "Rodent" is a stronger derogatory description than "Rat". "Rodent tendancies" is a blanket description of the traits associated with the behavior of a rat/rodent.

You can tell Dean Boyle is a rat bastard because he has rodent tendancies.

Phil Dixon pretends to be a gentleman in front of the ladies, but his rodent tendancies are clear to the rest of us.

Paul Firth was displaying rodent tendancies when he was chatting up that minger last night. Rat.

I've got nothing against Jon Storer, but i'd be lying if i said he didn't have notorious rodent tendancies.

by Tedward McForeskin March 13, 2005

Rodent Goat

a girl with a weird looking face that looks like 3 different types of rodents mixed in with a goat to be nice..shes also very whorish and a skank in the only ways she can be

my ex is dateing that fn Rodent Goat...man i feel so sorry for him ... =

by brokenhearted27 June 18, 2009

rodent features

a kid who look like a rat
a kid who live poor
a kid who like to rumage in bins
that of which marcus has many

hey rodent features,u poor ugly kid, get the hell outa my bin

by jimcharlton April 18, 2005

rodent surprise

when a man uses a white hamster or gerbil as a condom. After he has spaffed he fishes out the mangled corpse which looks like what can only be described as hairy placenta. It is then fried or grilled and is an excellent with a sherry or on a hot summers day some pimms. To make a deluxe you must remove from the vagina and place into the rectum.

"good morning honey, i cooked you up a nice rodent surprise!"

"lets make this fucker a deluxe"

by moses okeffe japel September 3, 2012