rockford

Blue-collar town ninety minutes NW of Chicago that lost its global relevance ten years ago. Home to a mediocre liberal arts college and one aerospace engineering firm which will be in Connecticutt in five years. Everything closes at ten, and the "happening" section of town involves a truck stop and the Perkins restaurant. What a scream.

Rockford is a really fucking great place to live, alright.

rockford by yayaya December 1, 2003

rockford

City of homeless, unemployed rednecks in northern Illinois. Rockford is like a little hick town except it is quite big, with all the problems of a big city!

I'm gonna go pick up some hookers and drugs in Rockford and then listen to Toby Keith.

rockford by bobby February 1, 2004

Rockford

City full of ugly redneck swedes, blacks, and mexicans. I don't know what that other guy was talking about with massive amounts of weed. Every building in this town looks like it burned down once and all of the people here I have met are assholes!!!!!I have lived here a long time but am originally from Indiana and have hated it here all this time!!!!No Jobs, No entertainment, no culture, no fun. Cops here are cocksuckers and try not to get killed by niggers on the west and southsides!!!!

Rockford=Just drive down 11th street and you have seen everything this town has to offer, Hookers and crack and aids. Have fun!!!!

Rockford by Rockford Sucks March 2, 2009

Rockford

Second largest city In Illinois. Home to an immense number of crackheads, heroin junkies, and really good drugs. Very high crime rate. Downtown is dirty & scary, west state street is just a bunch of crumbling buildings and houses, and the school system is a mess. Cherry Vale mall is kind of cool if you want to hang out at Zumies or Hot Topic and show off your new haircut. The Coronado is about all it has going for it, but even that kind of sucks.

We're going to Rockford yo, hide yo wallet and get ready to get stoned!

Rockford by gimmedat October 29, 2009

Rockford

A cruddy town in Illinois. I go to the public school system here and the kids treat you like crap, rude people. Some are nice. The buildings suck and i cannot wait to move out of this trap. Yes we have a high crime rate. Drug deals have gone on by my house and i'm dissapointed, not as scared as others that our crime is bad because personally im used to it. Be careful here, theres robberies/drugs/ and assholes. Most teenagers are losers. Jobs are hard to find and we have such a bad look. Theres not really any good entertainment at all here. Rockford trys to be Chicago, not working.

Whoah mom lets move to Rockford!

Hell no, did you hear how bad that place is?

Rockford by rockford resident June 28, 2011

Rockford

A hellish freak show of epic proportions. Town of around 150,000 people all unemployed drunks. Taxes are high, but offset by the ridiculously low home prices. Victorian mansions can be bought for $20,000. A lot of nigs, hillbillies, and spics. Not much to do other than crime.

Russel: I just bought a victorian mansion for $20,000 but there's a crackhead squatter in here that shit all over the walls.

Fat Sweede: Thats Rockford for you

Rockford by buttfungus August 29, 2012

rockford il 

A great place I grew up in and still live in. it may have its quirks but what town does not. when nearby towns are in trouble Rockford il is there on the double. the hospitals are great the bars are fun and the people are great and the mayor is awesome and the festivals are fun and we have many many food choices to eat at and there is plenty to do we have a history in rockford that most dont know about check out www.rockfordreminisce.com/Restaurants_Gallery_2.html and you will see rockford was a hidden gem. I lvoe rockford no matter what people say!

rockford il. is one of the 50 united states

rockford il by dj fever April 22, 2015