Reafing

Smoking lots of pot and getting stoned out of your mind.

I was reafing all night at the party and don't remember what happened or how I even got home.

by CCRfromAFFY June 5, 2010

Summer Reading

Summer reading is when your teachers at your school assign a shitty book to read, that will last the whole summer. And half the kids ever bother to read, because they are bussy getting drunk or jacking off, except the nerdy kids. And by time the kids get back to school, there is always a essay or test about the book. And the honors classes had it worst! They must complete a whole project! (I can't!).

Teacher: your summer reading assignment is to read every single page of Paper Towns.

Student: *reads one chapter* this book is butt ass!

(New semester)

Teacher: pop test on the book you should have read. Will cout as 50% as your final grade.

by Aihc August 30, 2013

Laugh Raping

When a person laughs way too long at another person, thus making the situation horrendously awkward for everyone.

That dumb broad in the corner keeps laugh raping my friend every time he tells a dead baby joke.

by thatpersonyoudontknow January 29, 2010

hate-reading

(n.) -- an online activity in which one visits a website, Twitter feed, or
Facebook page for the express purpose of ridiculing -- or indulging
one's disdain for -- the author and/or the content on the site

"Okay, I'll be honest: I indulge in hate-reading from time to time, sure, ever since I
discovered the Internet in junior high. It's something I usually do alone, late at night, when I'm
procrastinating or drunk or bored."

overheard at an office watercooler in Modesto, California, Decemeber 16, 2011

by PRwiz101 March 1, 2012

Reading

In gay culture, the act of pointing out a flaw in someone else (usually publicly and in front of them) and exaggerating it.

Gay guy 1: "Those shorts weren't made for you, honey. Look at that muffin top. More like a cupcake top!"
Gay guy 2: "Bitch, why are you reading me?

by robby-pooh August 30, 2013

raping recreationally

a chosen "lifestyle"

raping recreationally is a chosen lifestyle so you MUST accept it lest you be wantonly labeled intolerant by those intolerant of intolerance

by be intolerant of perversion June 11, 2013

stream raping

When your partner or good friend takes over your netflix/hulu control and wants to play something against your will.

Oh great, you are stream raping me again with this Man in the High Castle shit. No, means no!!

by D Flo December 23, 2019