Ranker

A member of a Fight Club who judges new members and makes sure they don't bite off more than they can chew.

Not present in all Fight Clubs.

Kid, you're not ready to face him, unless you've got a death wish. Start with one of those guys. Trust me, I'm the Ranker.

by Street Fighter King August 29, 2011

ranker

smellier than

one who ranks

My feet are ranker than my ass.

My ass is ranker than putrid herring mashed with elderberries in a goose liver paste.

Ranker ranked Randy reffing abilities.

by Insufficient Postage April 29, 2006

Ranker

A slang term for a cannibis smoking device, usually referred to as a bong.

Hey man let's go for a smoke I got the Ranker

by Rankerman November 26, 2009

pain ranker

A person who ranks pain, like BLew and Jay.

“What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a pain ranker, I rank pain.”

by PersonWhoIsntGoingToHeaven January 17, 2021

Spite-Ranker

Someone who discredits a person, product, statement opinion or finding with a biased rating or vote out of pure spite.

"Spite-Rankers like to give negative ratings to people that they dislike."

by Shrapnoid May 14, 2007

A Filthy Ranker

Why, you don't know the Filthy Ranker? She has 4000 other names, too. She is a ghost of the court who will suck you off during trial. This generally concludes in a guilty plea and a guilty please.

"I'm not guilty! I didn't beat that man with a crowbar fourty-three times before biting his feet and dipping them in acid. Acid to take for myself, that is. But it doesn't matter, it didn't happen! It was A Filthy Ranker!"

by MorrowMorrow November 10, 2021

farthy rankers

a person that queefs while on top of your boyfriend while he's eating a peanut butter and fish sandwich your mother made him after wiping the sweat from underneath her backfat

Jenny and Carolina are such farthy rankers!

by pablo guccierez August 24, 2008