L.A.S.E.R.S.

Love Always Shines Everywhere Remember to Smile

Don't worry dude, I'll visit; L.A.S.E.R.S.!

by djandyt July 28, 2011

S.T.A.R.S.

S.T.A.R.S.

S.exually
T.rasmitted
A.cute
R.espetory
S.yndrome

S.T.A.R.S., a common STD, originated from SARS which is a common virus in Asia. Karma Sutra, an aincient Indian Art of Sexual Intercourse was popularly spreading through the rest of east asia until the rapid cases of SARS and sexual activity were intertwined to create a devistating STD, STARS.

Though SARS is tested on immigrants comming to America to reduce the Syndrome in the U.S. STARS is undetected and is being carried over seas at this very insant.

"I love tim. He is really attractive and all, but he is from asia and the chances of him having S.T.A.R.S. is pretty high. I think i am goin to stay away from him."
-Megan

by Clayton "XertioN" Daniels June 25, 2006

R O S A G

when u get a rash on ur sack and gooch

Guy 1: I dont know what that thing is on my sack and gooch but it hurts!
Guy 2 : Oh man haha you have a rosag!

by zach March 22, 2005

A.D.S.R.S

Short for : Autistic-Down-Syndromic-Retardation-Syndrome

Bill: Yo I heard your mom gave birth to a baby with A.D.S.R.S...
Bobbo: PLz STFU. I don't need to be reminded

by Super MONkey I fucking drunk January 25, 2018

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019

S p a c e d w o r d s

W h e n y o u s p a c e o u t l e t t e r s t o m a k e i t f u n n y

Xavier: imagine being g a y
Matt: L m a o I m a g i n e
mmmm s p a c e d w o r d s

by Xman_Slayer February 20, 2020

C.R.A.S.H.

An acronym for Community Resources Against Street Hoodlums. It is a police squad unit originally created by the LAPD as a way to break the infrastructure of crime in the ghettos. It turns out leadership of these CRASH teams became corrupt, and even the most decorated officers were guilty of killing other cops, selling and using crack, and planting weapons and drugs in order to frame innocents. The origins of the CRASH lead back into the fifties, when J. Edgar Hoover ran the FBI, and as sneak attacks before dawn and after midnight would claim the lives of many black leaders, and eventually the Black Panthers and rappers like Tupac Shakur. CRASH disbanded officially circa 2001, but very similar units exist across the US in other departments.
Many CRASH cases are still unsolved, and the LAPD is imfamous for hiding any inciminating files.

It is suspected that the shooting and murder of Biggie Smalls in LA in 1997 was set up by a local CRASH unit with help from the LA bloods.

by Boricua February 7, 2005