Quimple

An unfortunate. One of those odd people who seem to have very important conversations with no one.

Look at that crazy quimple!!

by Deej37 October 30, 2007

Quimp

One that flatuates in a bathtub full of water, then proceeds to eat the bubbles of said flatus rising up to the surface of the water.

John: "Did you hear that Todd's a Quimp?"
Bill: "Yeah dude! That explains his awful breath!"

by Cyrill Figgus November 6, 2012

Qwisp

A senior’s way of saying crisp when talking about a uniform

Your patch must be qwisp

by Oofer January 20, 2018

Quimp

Noun. A quimp is a Queen Pimp. It is the combination of a queen and a pimp, a female pimp! Females known as quimps are highly respected in the streets, they play playas.

Boy-wuz up girl? Wanna kick it?
Girl-nah playa I'm a quimp!
Boy-What's a quimp?
Girl-Me bitch. A female version of a pimp.
Boy-oh
Girl-I play playas now what?

by Quen and Jaclyn May 6, 2008

Quimp

I don't know if your definitions are correct or not. Mine actually has no definition. In 1971, while at the University of Oregon, I read how the word "quiz" came into being--a non-existanct word created by a couple of men during a bet in New York. Since I was into practical jokes, I convinced a couple of friends that we could do the same thing. There was no word "quimp" in the dictionary and it sounded innocent enough, so we began the process. We started using it in our everyday language, began etching it into our desks (with ballpoint pens, wrote it on sidewalks and walls in chalk, painted a banner with the word and hung it from the tallest building on campus, etc. Eventually, the campus newspaper wrote an article asking what this seemingly new word meant. I even asked a few "know-it-alls" what it meant--they called me stupid and naive and said that, "everybody knows it means a 'queer pimp.'" We thought that was funny and finally ordered car license plates with the word "quimp" and drove it all over Eugene, Oregon for about a year. The last step was in starting an intramural sports team, which competed all over campus in sports such as football, basketball, bowling, track, golf, baseball, etc. And you guessed it, we called ourselves the Quimps. We won first place that year--1973. So, I don't know if this is the origin of the word or not, but I wanted to pass this on to you.

If I am correct, there is no actual definition for the word quimp. When we created it, we would simply use it in a phrase such as: "you quimp!"

by Jeff Adler December 12, 2008

quimper

Combination of quiver and a wimper.

The sex was so good, it made me quimper.

by Chris Villanueva February 26, 2005

QWIPES

the Qwipes is a controversial subject. Some believe it isn't real, but others(namely me, andrew and ryan) know its real. it is a desease more deadly then H.I.V. and H.I.Q. put together. It has simptoms are one or two herpies, gay long hair, and shitting urself uncontrollably.

Andrew Z. has caught the qwipes and is going to shit himself to unbearable and excruciating pain... in front of the whole school prduction of "Bye Bye Birdie"

by Daithi April 1, 2005