vagina quotient

The Vagina Quotient is an inherent, natural phenomenon that relates to women and their access and division of power. It is related directly to space, time and other women.

Now that Betty, Sue and Jill are managers it is totally going to throw off our vagina quotient.

by xsnOOGInsx August 1, 2008

jabroni quotient

The Jabroni Quotient is the percentage of males , from New Jersey / New York / Connecticut , infecting a particular event , place, or town. Creating a negative experience.

Dude I tried to go to the Sopranos Screening last night at the Theatre and Jabroni Quotient was maxing out , I had to get out of there.

by skiptracingclub September 28, 2023

Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.

When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.

by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010

douche quotient

Sort of like an Intelligence Quotient (IQ) the Douche Quotient or DQ measures how much of a Douche you are or what your possibilities of being a Douche are.

"This guys Douche Quotient is off the charts!"

by Tamtortilla October 15, 2009

Goofiness Quotient

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient

Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021

DGAF Quotient

DGAF is Don’t Give A F*&K. Your DGAF quotient is a measure of how much of a F you give about things in general. If you’re wound up tight and all worried about everything, your DGAF quotient is very low. This is unattractive. If you truly DGAF and you are just a mess, your DGAF quotient is too high and this, too, is unattractive. You need a DGAF quotient is somewhere between picking up after yourself and not showering when you get up in the morning. Somewhere in there is good.

That chick is wound up way too tight. She needs to bring up her DGAF Quotient.

by Bozmond Bozzwall April 28, 2007

Quotient

A mathematical term over-zealous maths teachers such as Mr Logan use to piss off the entire class.

The root of the Quotient, is the Quotient of the root!

by ZeReyIno November 7, 2016