Quirk

The male equivalent of a queef.

Taryn you're a retard

I quirked

by Drappi July 18, 2009

Quirke

To make a derogatory statement about some one's character.

"Was that a Quirke on me".

by Fintan Kelly January 21, 2008

Quirk

To have sex with girl who is clearly less than a 4 on the 1-10 scale, usually when the guy is drunk.

Damn, I was so drunk last night that my feet were tingling. It was kind of dark so I couldn't completely see her face, but I think I quirked it.

by FloOcho September 2, 2010

quirking

Stop making this into a big deal. or stop stressing.

bob stubs his toe, because i pushed him by mistake.

Bob, "dude u f@#!ing hurt my toe u a55 i hope u fall off a cliff." me, "dude im sorry, it was just a mistake, u can stop quirking on this now."

by ogwuazor May 29, 2008

quirk

A dry orgasm. See joygasm.

Oh man, I saw Constantine... I nearly quirked my pants.

by Jimmithy March 8, 2005

Party Quirks

A game from the improvisational show Whose Line Is It Anyway? The game requires four players, one of which plays the role of a party host and the other three are given a bizarre quirk or identity. When the game starts the "host" prepares the "party" and one by one his/her "quests" will enter the "party" acting like the person, place, or thing they have the role of. In order to "win" the game the "host" has to guess what all the other three players' roles are.

Drew Carey: "Now we are going to play a game called 'Party Quirks'!"

by Landmark356 September 12, 2009

quirk of fate

Something that happens to you that you didn't expect - but mostly good things. Being quirky isn't bad, it's just DIFFERENT. A quirk of fate is usually just a different scenario from what you were looking forward to.

Due to a QUIRK OF FATE, I found myself wine tasting with the captain of the fishing boat I was supposed to be sailing on.

by Cherry Nelsonic May 26, 2005