quimper

1. quimper ( n ): a whiny noise made by the vagina. closely related to the minge burp. sounds like a fridge door opening but squeekier.

2. quimper ( n ): a piece of clothing so badly knitted it looks like it was made by a blind person with no hands.

1. i was going down on her when suddenly she quimpered in my face.

2. shit, that top nan made for me for xmas is a proper quimper

by JoeStBlaBlaBla April 18, 2006

quimpler

The female genitalia

"Oh did you knock your quimpler?" or "Oh yeah, stick it up my quimpler."

by the wanglers November 5, 2006

Quimble

1.N. The moaning sounds that come from a woman's mouth when a rubbing motion is applied to her genitalia.
2.V. To stimulate, through rubbing motions, a woman's quim (fun bits) so as to produce a variety of moaning sounds.

1,Judging by that sound, somebody is having a pretty good quimble! Did you ever hear such a quimble?!
2.'Baby, I'm going to give you such a quimbling that you ain't gonna be able to see straight!'

by Skidoobie 23 May 8, 2013

quimble

The action of the spinchter muscle as it strives to hold back an imminent shat.

Also, quimbling.

I should not have had that second enchilada. I had a 2 hour quimble attack during the meeting.

by Mark & Jeff & Robo June 23, 2006

quimples

When you clench your booty cheeks so hard that dimples form on your bum.

"Damn, Faith! Back at it again with those quimples! You're my fetish queeeeeen! All hail Queen of Quimples, Faith!"

by um,oofisalreadytaken July 3, 2018

Quimpressive

When a female quim (vagina) is so well kept, it is admirable as well as awe inspiring

Gary: "How was she Robert?"
Robert: "Quimpressive"

by TheQuimNinja24 December 15, 2010

Quimpè

Middle man in a 3 sum

Steve, Neil and cass had a 3 sum and steve was in the middle. Steve is the quimpè

by GDIOHFFFH May 25, 2016