queif

Pussy fart.

"Pffft... Heheh, sorry!"

by Mal Raker November 24, 2003

Queefsa

A queef (or queefing) pizza.

Example 1. Did you eat all of my queefsa?

by Jeasurments September 21, 2009

Cow queefs in the ass

A cow queef in the ass is a term used to describe something beyond imagination. If one is to even utter the phrase, they are likely to shit their pants.

Yes, that's right, cow queefs in the ass are the main cause of global warming.

by Kev Younger August 6, 2011

Queif muffin

When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their own queif.

Q::"Zak did you smell that queif muffin?"
A::"Yepp I sure did and it smells gooooood!"

by ILoveCMJ July 30, 2009

Toronto Maple Queefs

The proper pronunciation for the NHL's Toronto based hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Guy 1: "Hey did you catch the Toronto Maple Queefs game last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, they fucking suck!"

by Chilly Daniels March 17, 2011

queefstruate

A queef executed during a female's menstruation resulting in a wet, red, spraying expulsion of menstrual fluid; equivalent to a vagina shart

I was performing cunnilingus when she queefstruated all over my face.

by Dan Otis January 3, 2008

queistle

When a woman takes her forefinger and thumb and inserts them in her vagina while simultaneously queefing, creating a whistling sound. The queistle can be performed either vertically or, in case of a cavernous vagina, vertically.

I knew she wanted to fuck when she pulled her pants down and queistled in my direction.

by typingdinosaur November 14, 2009