Quadratic peinor

The strategic placement of 2 penises to where it appears that one is the square root of the other.

Monica: Luda, you can't quadratic peinor my dad.

Ludacris: Why?

Monica: He's your uncle!!

by Rihanyce August 28, 2010

quadratic formula

A handy formula easily memorized by repetition. It is used in many instances, such as trying to find the roots of an equation, or solving an equation that will not factor with integers.

To solve using the Quadratic Formula:

In any equation

ax^2+bx+c,

The roots can be found by substituting into:

-b(+,-)sqrt(b^2-4ac)/2a

OR

Negative "B" plus or minus the square root of "B" squared minus 4(a)(c), all divided by 2(a).

To solve using the Quadratic Formula:

In any equation

ax^2+bx+c,

The roots can be found by substituting into:

-b(+,-)sqrt(b^2-4ac)/2a

OR

Negative "B" plus or minus the square root of "B" squared minus 4(a)(c), all divided by 2(a).


EX:

Hm..

10x^2+13X-5

-13(+,-)sqrt(169+200)/20
>_>
In other words, by substituting the numbers in, you get 13(+,-)sqrt(369)/20.

As you may or may not have guessed, this gives you a very nasty number, which should be approximated and rounded to the nearest thousandth.

by "Seagaia" May 21, 2005

Multi variable quadratic equation

Simple way of saying the entire problem is fucked up beyond belief and unsolvable

The building 5 project has become a multi variable quadratic equation and it's difficult to provide a concise answer to your question regarding the delays.

by Just got Ramras'd June 23, 2015

Quadratohydroseruption

The act of combusting into ashes and returning to your homeland.

Juan: "Hey have you seen Carlos recently?"
Big Phil: "Nah, I heard he went through quadratohydroseruption."
Juan: "Damn, that sucks."

by DJGymSock January 15, 2021

Quadratic Formula

A mildly long but sensible and useful equation. Typically used for solving for the two, one, or zero real values of X in a quadratic equation.

"I used the quadratic formula to find the X intercepts of this parabola!"

by マジで死にたい May 4, 2019

Quadratics

really fucking stupid

"Awww shit i gotta get up and do my quadratics homework noooooo"

by I am the Kool Katz October 26, 2020

Quadraticize

To solve a quadratic equation by way of the quadratic formula. A quicker way do describe the method. Can be used in non mathematical settings as an easy answer when one is confronted with an impossible problem.

Hey dude, how do I solve this problem?
Just quadraticize that shit.

by TiasDias December 4, 2010