quert

The instance when a female expells gases through her pubis and rectum simultaneously.

That was an awful sounding quert

by camelhumps March 28, 2005

queertastic

Another way to gayify the world.

see above.

by bog January 11, 2003

queertarded

when something is BEYOND gaytarded, it's queertarded.

d00d 1: damn ! someone ate all my eggos...
d00d 2: d00d, that is queertarded.

by teh insurgen7 squirrel January 13, 2008

Qbert

A very great Dj that influences the underground with his creative scratching.
damn, that Dj makes my day.

Enough has been said. Listen to DJ Q*Bert and buy Wavetwisters.

by Kevin Forester June 20, 2004

queertopia

1) an area with many male gays inhabiting a space surrounding a gay or straight person who may or may not love it.

2) anywhere there are a lot of fudge packing, loud shirt wearing, anorexic vegan, body hair waxing, antoine dodson sounding, limp wristed, lady gaga loving fruits.

3) any place comedian kathy griffin is performing stand up comedy.

1) Dude look at all these queers, this must be queertopia for you.

2) Holy shit! How did we get stuck in the middle of queertopia? We must leave this bar IMMEDIATELY!

3) I will not go to see Kathy Griffin live, she has such a huge gay following that the club is going to be a f*cking queertopia of epic proportions. Plus, Kathy Griffin sucks, is not funny and is annoying as hell anyways.

by maplebud.hb September 10, 2010

Queerter

Homosexual who is too lazy to find a partner

Terry is too much of a queerter to go out and find himself a man.

by mar20095 June 4, 2016

Quertard

Someone who is both queer and retarded

Andrew: "Yo, have you seen Isaac lately?"
Justin: "Oh, you mean that quertard from English class?"
Andrew: "Yeah, him."

by CuntFaggot82 October 30, 2017