The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.
March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"
by monkeykaka April 20, 2020
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"Chelsey wasn't feeling well so she spent last night in Quarantino."
"Chelsey loved Inglourious Basterds so much that she decided to spend the weekend in Quarantino."
"Chelsey loved Inglourious Basterds so much that she decided to spend the weekend in Quarantino."
by chelcbellc49 September 3, 2009
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A form of living hell during covid 19 were we have to stay home and live a very shity life style and our mental health is effected. We also can't see our freinds or anyone for a long time. We are also out of school and everything
by Thesavageofall March 29, 2020
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Get the Quarantine mug.A strong alcoholic beverage that is made when people are quarantined, or otherwise locked up or trapped in a location for an extended period of time.
Traditionally made up of vodka, whiskey, or everclear. Must include some sort of hard liqueur.
Originated in the TV show Scrubs.. Which is hilarious.
Traditionally made up of vodka, whiskey, or everclear. Must include some sort of hard liqueur.
Originated in the TV show Scrubs.. Which is hilarious.
When we got trapped indoors because of the hurricane we didn't even care because we got wasted off of our quarantinis.
In the hospital we got quarantined but who cares? Free quarantinis!
In the hospital we got quarantined but who cares? Free quarantinis!
by Madelinesthebest November 29, 2012
Get the Quarantini mug.Irritability, listlessness, or similar symptoms resulting from isolation indoors during the quarantine.
Josh: Hey, did you notice Dave has been really angry all the time since this quarantine?
Bill: Yeah, he is suffering from Quarantine Cabin Fever.
Bill: Yeah, he is suffering from Quarantine Cabin Fever.
by Arlotoro April 27, 2020
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