im in quarantine
by GregPaulLikesUnderageGirls March 17, 2020
Get the quarantine mug.The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.
March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"
by monkeykaka April 20, 2020
Get the The Quarantine Time Paradox mug.A man who locks himself into his germ-free domicile during a pandemic, leaving only for necessities such as medicine and groceries while heralding himself the world’s top interlocked individual.
“John considered himself the QuaranKing of the Upper West Side during the Covid-19 Crisis, but thought Adam hoarded toilet paper better...”
by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020
Get the QuaranKing mug.Place and/or period of time for which a person cuts themselves off from society and watches Quentin Tarantino films.
"Chelsey wasn't feeling well so she spent last night in Quarantino."
"Chelsey loved Inglourious Basterds so much that she decided to spend the weekend in Quarantino."
"Chelsey loved Inglourious Basterds so much that she decided to spend the weekend in Quarantino."
by chelcbellc49 September 3, 2009
Get the Quarantino mug.by liluzivertttt May 3, 2020
Get the Quarantan mug.A form of living hell during covid 19 were we have to stay home and live a very shity life style and our mental health is effected. We also can't see our freinds or anyone for a long time. We are also out of school and everything
by Thesavageofall March 29, 2020
Get the Quarantine mug.by Caro Tejada April 29, 2020
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