Quagmires Kingdom

Alternative name used euphemistically for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" "Shitter" and "Shithouse".

Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit

"Oh god, that curry did not sit well with me! I have a severe case of the shits. Going to take a much needed trip to Quagmires Kingdom."

by edward cc doggins April 20, 2009

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Quagmiring

The act of fapping in public to a total stranger, or fapping to a picture of a hot friend or acquaintance.

The other day i walked in on my roomate quagmiring a pic of alice on facebook, was awkward as hell.

by xFlea September 23, 2012

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Mohammed Quadir

A truly inspiring human being. Mohammed Quadir is who you can rely on when the going gets tough, or things aren't quite an EpicPooPlay.

Scream his name, and everything will be better.

Also can be used as a term of excitement.

Has mythic powers. Rather than turning water into wine, he can turn it into an EpicPooPlay.

Person 1 - Ha bro did you see that kill I got on EpicPooPlay#2326?

Person 2 - Yeah mate it was pretty Mohammed Quadir.

by EpicPooPlay October 14, 2021

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quagmire

Hilarious and perverted character on the family guy, uses the phrases "Alll Right" and "Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy."

Bill Clinton is such a quagmire.

Quagmire- How old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first.
Girl- Mom!
Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!

by dan vegas June 23, 2004

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