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Qualified Peacocker

Tryna show off and get alot of attention with their watercraft. Might include adding underwater lights to a boat , adding a slide to a pontoon. A person whos car/boat/truck/ golf cart is worth more than his house.
Guy 1: Why did they put those lights their boat?
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin' he must be qualified.

"that guys got a real nice golf cart, he must be a Qualified peacocker."
by Qualified Peacocker August 11, 2021
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qualified

well hung; posessing a large penis
I saw Dan out on the track today and he looks pretty qualified.
by dcoy February 17, 2009
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qualified to sing

synonomous with "I just had sex" it comes from the song by The Lonely Island. Used to describe someone who, big surprise, just had sex.
Socially Awkward Penguin: Watching video by the lonely island . . . parents walk in, are qualified to sing

guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!
by Keev23eev April 5, 2011
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Most qualified to eat ass

by Kjoe July 26, 2018
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quackfired

A funny person who probably never fails at making you laugh but also a motherly figure
Hey! quackfired just posted!

Really? Let me see
by Quackitys.white.cream August 29, 2021
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Qualitipedia

The possible cause of Movie/Cartoon/Game reviewers
Qualitipedia is possibly at fault for creating the cesspool of reviewers
by Vtgcycvttvctt May 14, 2023
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Qualified Racist

A person that thinks they have earned the right to make derogatory statements about another race or culture because of their relationships.
Ted: What's up with wetbacks always wearing jeans and having mustaches?
Bill: Dude, why would you say that?
Ted: No it's cool, I'm dating a Mexican girl.
Bill: Oh, I wasn't aware that you were a qualified racist
by dkinirvine December 17, 2012
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