quaffle

the main ball used in a quidditch match. the quaffle is thrown through a hoop and is worth 20 points.

Ryan threw the quaffle by Kurt repeatedly until Louise flashed Ryan

by Rdiesal March 12, 2005

quaffle

1- Ball to play quidditch
2- stupid ( boys/guys )
3- F!

1- Quaffle through a goalpost! Griffindor has a point!
2- U quaffle!
3- U didn't pass the exam!! U got an F!

by mooninthedark May 16, 2008

quaffle

The banter that wine buffs employ to describe their beverages, often only understood by other quaffers. Waffle for quaffers.

"this rather rambunctous claret has hints of French Oak and berries in the bouquet, and eathy tones on the palette with a hint of cinnamon" this is quaffle

by Dean Corin January 23, 2006

quaffle

a really bad hair do. cross between quaff (hairstyle) and awful.

Naruto: Sasuke your hair is a quaffle
Sasuke: What do you mean ?
Naruto: It looks like a ducks butt

by vampirexlovers95 April 04, 2008

quaffle

Extreme pointlessness.

(comes from the pointlessness of the quaffle in the game quiddich)

His talk was quafflingly stupid.

The extra door is quaffling
The window is a quaffle.

by TheModernAge324 June 27, 2007

quaffle

1. put a downer on someones story

Sarah: i just watched titanic
Me: oh the big boat thing.
Sarah: don't quaffle me!

by pipindale February 16, 2013

Septillion Quaffle

A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.

“Stop playing before I kick your ass so hard you go all the way to Septillion Quaffle!”

by Quaffle King January 04, 2021