quaffle

a really bad hair do. cross between quaff (hairstyle) and awful.

Naruto: Sasuke your hair is a quaffle
Sasuke: What do you mean ?
Naruto: It looks like a ducks butt

by vampirexlovers95 July 26, 2008

quaffle

Extreme pointlessness.

(comes from the pointlessness of the quaffle in the game quiddich)

His talk was quafflingly stupid.

The extra door is quaffling
The window is a quaffle.

by TheModernAge324 July 28, 2007

quaffle

1. put a downer on someones story

Sarah: i just watched titanic
Me: oh the big boat thing.
Sarah: don't quaffle me!

by pipindale February 16, 2013

quaffle

The opposite of a queef a fart made from the pen15 as a sign of affection.

Why is your arm all bruised?
Yesterday i made a quaffle and i didnt call safety!

by oren March 24, 2005

quaffle

verb: to waver between possible choices, to the annoyance of another person.

Why does he quaffle every time we need him to make a quick decision?

She's quaffling on the issues.

by aspirit December 2, 2011

Quaffle

A person whomst dedicates their life to inhibiting the success of the morally superior. Also known as the highest rank of professional inconveniencers.

The kamikaze keyboard warrior pillaged cyberspace to commit bank fraud and was indubitably deemed a quaffle.

by BuckDitkus June 13, 2018

Quaffle

quaffle When your girlfriend queefs and it smells like waffles. A term only fraternity boy rejects would try and use to humor the less intelligent if applicable to tolerate their presence before roofie-ing them damn selves at said party.

Yo, I heard Jake’s baby mama quaffles in her sleep, the lucky bastard. When my girlfriend queefs all I smell is shrimp.... but hers smells like waffles he says. Then she makes waffles for that fat bas-tard in the morning. Get it? HA HA HA

by Frotoroso26 April 7, 2020