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quaffle

the main ball used in a quidditch match. the quaffle is thrown through a hoop and is worth 20 points.
Ryan threw the quaffle by Kurt repeatedly until Louise flashed Ryan
by Rdiesal March 11, 2005
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quaffle

1- Ball to play quidditch
2- stupid ( boys/guys )
3- F!
1- Quaffle through a goalpost! Griffindor has a point!
2- U quaffle!
3- U didn't pass the exam!! U got an F!
by mooninthedark May 16, 2008
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quaffle

The banter that wine buffs employ to describe their beverages, often only understood by other quaffers. Waffle for quaffers.
"this rather rambunctous claret has hints of French Oak and berries in the bouquet, and eathy tones on the palette with a hint of cinnamon" this is quaffle
by Dean Corin February 12, 2006
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quaffle

a really bad hair do. cross between quaff (hairstyle) and awful.
Naruto: Sasuke your hair is a quaffle
Sasuke: What do you mean ?
Naruto: It looks like a ducks butt
by vampirexlovers95 July 26, 2008
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quaffle

Extreme pointlessness.

(comes from the pointlessness of the quaffle in the game quiddich)
His talk was quafflingly stupid.

The extra door is quaffling
The window is a quaffle.
by TheModernAge324 July 28, 2007
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quaffle

1. put a downer on someones story
Sarah: i just watched titanic
Me: oh the big boat thing.
Sarah: don't quaffle me!
by pipindale February 16, 2013
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Septillion Quaffle

A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.
Stop playing before I kick your ass so hard you go all the way to Septillion Quaffle!”
by Quaffle King January 4, 2021
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