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QAnon

An American far-right conspiracy theory coined by fanatical supporters of the Republican Party(which includes conservatives, paleoconservatives, nationalists, right-wing populists, zionists, white nationalists, fascists, nazis, neo-confederates, proud boys, klansmen etc.), that claims that the former President of the United States Donald J. Trump was being plotted against by a top-secret Satan-worshipping cabal of cannibalistic pedophiles running a child sex trafficking ring during his time in the office. It is mostly regarded as being a theory of insane lunacy, and a lie made to trigger a revolt against the American Government.

It is one of the chief philosophies behind the 2021 Storming Of The US Capitol.
Trumpist: The Q and his cronies are running a trafficking ring! We need to raid the Capitol! Trust in QAnon!

Bidenist: Will you just shut up man?
by Idot11111 May 15, 2021
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Qanon

A psychopathic group of cultists that believe a myriad of illiterate gibberish ridden conspiracy theories whose followers believe to be from an individual with top tier security clearance known as "Q". They believe that everyone who doesn't understand or believe them is a pedophile involved in sex trafficking. They tend to believe as such any opposition should be taken out by lethal force.
Ron, did you hear what that crazy Qanon believing pos said?
by Dildoh4mm3r June 11, 2022
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QAnon

Mentally unstable person: THE EARTH IS FLAT!. NASA IS A LIE!THE HOLLYWOOD ARE VAMPIRES WHO ARE DRINKING OUR BLOOD TO KEEP THEMSELVES YOUNGER! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Unfortunate listener: That's rather QAnon of you to peddle such rubbish...
by UltimateDoge June 28, 2021
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qanot

QANOT YOU ARE THE BESR
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Qandeel

A smart and sassy woman. Someone who is a feminist Jedi. Spontaneous and unhibited since childhood. Someone who instantly lights up a place by their presence!

Name can also mean Chandelier, but is often more closely related to "shit magnet".

Despite being called "shit magnet", she can deal with a lot of shit.

One of the few english words where the alphabets "Q" and "U" are not bonded together. The pronunciation is "Cun-deal". Where "Cun" rhymes with "sun", and the "d" in "deal" is pronounced as a soft "d", like in the indian dish "daal".

Under no circumstance is the word to be shortened or elongated. It is not to be disgraced by adjustments in the following ways:
1. Quandeel.
2. Candy.
3. Kandoo
4. Candle
5. Laaltan.
Example 1:
Momi: "OMG all the train connections before my flight are late despite me leaving early!"

Zo: "Aww ma Gad....why you always gotta be such a shit magnet girl?"
Momi: "Nah bro... I'm gonna be Qandeel about this situation."

Example 2:
Dr. 1: "hi"
Dr. 2: "hello"
Dr. 1: "are you okay? you look kinda sick today? Are suffering from some disease?"
Dr. 2: "oh sorry... this is just my face without makeup....."
Dr. 1: "Oh".
Dr. 2 internal monologue: "I am a Qandeel... I am a Qandeel... i will tolerate the people around me."

Example 3:
Handsome Man 1: "hey dude... who's that hot chick who just walked in?"
Handsome Man 2: "Yaa Dude...she has everyone's attention"
Waj: "That hefa ain't nobody. A Qandeel is a Qandeel".

Example 4:
Newly married U.A.E. couple enters a chandelier store and meets the salesman.
Man: "hi, we're looking for some chandeliers."
Salesman: "yes. I have many Qandeels".
Woman: "I'm very sorry...but...we don't want.... candles"
Salesman: "small Qandeel or large... she lights up the room either way. Sah? Qandeel is Qandeel."
Man: "we need to move to another country."
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Qanon

A cult of idiotic trump supporters who think that a secret society of pedophiliac satanists have been running a child sex trafficking ring plotted against Donald Trump while he was president. They treat Joe Biden like he is some kind of evil man or something. The were also responsible for that protest in the white house.
guy 1: Qanon is stupid
guy 2: as a trump supporter, I agree with you
by rubymaster7 February 21, 2021
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QAnon

โ€œQAnon is the solution to all the questions we made up.โ€
by DuoLogue November 3, 2022
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