Quacker

A duck.

Look at this Quacker! It’s so pretty!!!
I dont trust them quackers...

by wer0nisia May 1, 2020

Quacker

A person who tries too hard to act a certain way. When somebody tries to hard to be something and it becomes immediately noticeable. Much like how ducks quack loud af to get attention.

Person A: “Look at Jared over there”

Person A: “He’s such a fuckin’ quacker man, just look at him”

Person B: “I know right, he tries way too hard to look attractive”

by Bruh Boye October 31, 2021

Quacker

A suspicious duck who claims to be something he's not.

Quackers wear scrooge McDuck attire, claim to be of authority & rage on Twitter that their favorite character is not trans.

Quacker: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! IM THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA, GODDAMITT!

I OBLIGATE YOU TO MAKE HASTUNE MIKU TRANS!!!

Giga Chad 🗿: lol, u quaker. I fucked ur mum. Trolololol, long live Finland.

Trolled, ratio, be quit, skill issue. 🗿

Quacker:💀💀💀💀

Giga Chad🗿: you have no braincells, so I've killed you to save our species from autism.

Trolololol. 🗿

"Quack quack quack"

Giga Chad: Fed you poisoned crackers quacker. Trolololol.

Trolololol

by comrade susi wolf December 15, 2021

quacker wacker

The act of wrapping a warm duck skin around your penis and masturbating in order to simulate vaginal penetration.

Thanks for the duck mom! I'm gonna go in the bathroom and use the skin as a quacker wacker!

by QuackerWacker October 23, 2016

Quacker Stacking

The act of stacking ducks on top of each other, while trying to get each duck to continuously quack in harmony. Mostly done with friends in competition to see who can quacker stack the best.

Hey John, do you want to go quacker stacking today? I bet I'll dino dong off you!

by The Quacker Stacker December 16, 2011

quacker chops

A pork chop with crackers. Egg, saltine crackers, and some all spice crumbled up in a bowl. Dip the pork chop in it to make a breading. Then bake in oven. Result will be a nice brown pork chop with medium to large chunks of cracker breading.

I can’t wait to get home because my mom is making quacker chops tonight.

Maybe I will make quacker chops tonight so I can use the oven instead of the grill.

by Hugzfrombugz September 9, 2023

dirty quacker

the act of spreading your lovers butt checks and making a loud quacking noise

I gave my girlfriend a massive dirty quacker

by Bear wrangler May 7, 2010