Q-tip

1. A paper/plasic stick with cotton on both ends of it.
Used to clean wax out of your ear or touch up your makeup.

2. An old person with white hair and white walking shoes.

1. "I hadn't cleaned my ears for 5 days. When I finally did, I could hear better, and SO much wax came out! I had to use 3 Q-tips before it was all out!"
"Haha. Sick!"

2. "This Q-tip was deaf! I had to repeat myself, like, 30 times!"
"Dude...That sux!"

by Bond, JAMES bond! April 24, 2009

q tips

"q tips" are define as watermelon seeds. In the late 1890s people from the soviet russia decided to call watermelon seeds "q tips"

Sarah: Hey! i swallowed a q tips!

Kenneth: Really?? Me too!

by MolaYo. July 8, 2011

Q-tipped

When you shove your penis into a females ear.

And cleaning it with your penis.

Man: I Q-tipped my girl last night, that shit was dirty

by Kx250f October 1, 2010

Q-tip

An elderly white haired person.

My old teacher is a Q-tip.

by Lara Julianne May 5, 2008

Q-tipping

The act of sticking an individual's penis into the ear of another.

Michael and I are saving ourselves for marriage, so we consummate our love by Q-tipping.

by Cirias Z. June 6, 2011

Q-tip

n. When one is about ejaculate, they turn their partners head to the side and ejaculate into ones ear.

Person 1: Get over here im gonna give you a Q-tip

Person 2: Whats that? Omg what are you doing to my ear?

by GusTheLlama November 21, 2010

Q-tipping

When almost all of the holes have penetrated, that leaves two more holes. Q-tipping is the insertion of ones member into another's ear cavity.

I was Q-tipping that bitch so hard last night this morning she can't hear no more.

by Jackie and Katie and Todd and James October 7, 2007