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Q-tip

An elderly person. So called because, like a cotton swab, they're white on both ends: white hair and those white walking shoes!
Everyone was tired of the Q-tip who was holding up the line at the bank.
by uspowner July 22, 2008
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1. A paper/plasic stick with cotton on both ends of it.
Used to clean wax out of your ear or touch up your makeup.

2. An old person with white hair and white walking shoes.
1. "I hadn't cleaned my ears for 5 days. When I finally did, I could hear better, and SO much wax came out! I had to use 3 Q-tips before it was all out!"
"Haha. Sick!"

2. "This Q-tip was deaf! I had to repeat myself, like, 30 times!"
"Dude...That sux!"
by Bond, JAMES bond! April 24, 2009
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My old teacher is a Q-tip.
by Lara Julianne May 5, 2008
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n. When one is about ejaculate, they turn their partners head to the side and ejaculate into ones ear.
Person 1: Get over here im gonna give you a Q-tip

Person 2: Whats that? Omg what are you doing to my ear?
by GusTheLlama November 21, 2010
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rapper who sings "Vivrant Thing"
Tell your 14-year-old sister that wasn't a Q-tip in her ear last night... it was R. Kelly's dick.
by Nick D February 10, 2003
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A elderly person operating a motor vehicle.
The Q-tip in front of me was going 25 in a 45 mile an hour zone.
by Angie December 16, 2002
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"He's an alky, so he drinks. Q-tip."
by barefoot October 26, 2006
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