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Pingering

This is the act of a woman, massaging a man's prostate, with her fingers... through the man's colon wall.
Pingering is the act of inserting a gloved, lubed and gentle, woman's finger (pad first) into the male colon. Finger pointing toward the man's bladder/belly, massaging with a come hither motion (him on his back, fingers pointing upwards), or a gentle forward and backward motion. Pingering is used to relieve the swelling of a man's prostate expelling toxic fluids that may cause prostate problems... also used for sensual excitement, in marital foreplay.
AKA "Prostate Milking" G-Spot Massage Sacred Spot Massage.
A practice, health measure, dating to the Ancient Chinese, Hindu's and Egyptian Pharaohs, insuring longevity of their offspring.
by AlyasSmyth December 28, 2009
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panderoing

A Neocat vibing and jamming with a tambourine in Eucharist
Hey, are you panderoing today?
by anonymousneocat December 3, 2019
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Cat Pandering

Using cats or kittens in a YouTube video to get additional views. This strategy first became known in the movie "Funny People."
Mark: How did this get over 700,000 views!?
Leo: Because people love kittens, and it's a way for me to get my comedy out there.
Mark: That's completely unfair, it's just cat pandering.
by montypark October 10, 2009
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Shameless Pandering Month

Shameless Pandering Month comes after January.
by Hockey > Soccer September 3, 2010
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pindering

a creepy and sleazy way to pick up a girl, often underaged, and usually assisted by a roofie.
diamond dan was pindering those twelve year olds at chuck 'e cheese last night.
by aar aaron June 26, 2008
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powdering each other's noses

having lesbian sex. the excuse two girls use when they go the bathroom and get it on.
nic: where are the girls?

auriel: oh, they're in the bathroom, powdering each other's noses.

nic: oh, that's hot.
by taupecyan October 1, 2010
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Pondering Monkey

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.
1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.
by Matty N March 30, 2004
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