pelching

Cum sucking some ones ass after commiting a cream pie, commonly done by poon boys or cucks.

Guy:Yo did you cum in her ass!
Guy 2: yeah, i had to start pelching that shit!

by long rod 92 March 2, 2017

Pelch

The revolutionary Rap group; a bus driver; something invincible to death

damn pelch's mixtape is crazy

damn pelch has a long beard

man im pelch bullets aint doin shit

by tupac777 March 2, 2007

Pelch

The sexual action of pelching is to punch then seamen out of a womens vagina or ass. It is an alternitive to felching, often used when men are grossed out by their own sperm in their mouth.

Waring : Pelching may result in a hurt, crying, or severly bruised sexual counterpart.

girl : Come on baby, felch it right now!

Guy : ew no way i dont want to taste that....i can pelch it ;).

Girl : Whats a pelch? *WHAMMMMMMMM RIGHT IN THE VAGINA*

by comic1212 June 24, 2010

pelch

To excrete fecal matter.

I'm away to pelch a jobby.

by James the Beaver June 30, 2008

pwelcom3

a greeting or reception sharing the enthusiasm of pwn3ning someone

BloodTed: CTs are stacked! BOOM HEAD SHOT. NOT ANYMORE.
BloodSam: d00d, thanks!
BloodTed: pwelcom3

by HRJustin February 7, 2006

phelchosaurus

A big giant fat fuck ass who cuts his own balls off and chews on them for pleasure, or has a online podcast entitled "The amplitude nation".

it became apparent that Rob kline was a raging phelchosaurus when i saw him gnawing on his testes on season 8 episode 1.

by RubenPfeffer June 13, 2009

Pwerch

The sound to describe the act of jizzing.

I was like pwerch all over her face!

by The wise man who knows tings January 29, 2010