Pastafareinism

A modern religion in which the members of the church(called pastafareinites) worship the flying spaghetti monster. Every alternate sunday they have their version of a christian Eucharist, in which they consume massive amounts of spaghetti, and blessed sauce. They do not like to be confused with linguinists who's belief in the great linguine god contradicts modern pastafareinism. Pronounced: Pasta-fairy-in-ism

Jimmy:Hey John my family is having a Christmas Party and wanted to know if you would like to come?"
John:Screw that man! I'm a pastafareinites and I don't believe in Santa.
Jimmy: Um christmas is about jesus...
John:Well the First Church of Pastafareinism doesn't support Jesus, because his body is made of bread and bread soaks up all the wonderful sauce that the flying spaghetti monster makes for us.
Jimmy:You're a freak.

by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

pustacheo

A crude sex act involving a man with a mustache, an oreo cookie and a vagina. First the oreo cookie is inserted in the vagina. Next the man with the mustache feeds from the vagina as best he can and tries to ingest the oreo cookie. If all is successful, then the act is considered a pustacheo.

man one- "Hey I just walked in on Hitler last night with his mistress! He was eating an oreo cookie out of her vagina! I should try that sometime!"

man two- "What?!?! you've never had a pustacheo?"

by cavemann December 13, 2008

pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism

"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"

by blitch May 4, 2010

pustache

A vaginal hairstyle.

That chick has a handlebar pustache.

by GregN January 26, 2007

Mashed Pustankoes

1.The act of eating the pasty white vaginal discharge that somehow ends up at the bottom of womens' panties.
2.The spring cleaning of a woman's vaginal discharge.

"Trevor, your sister's mashed pustankoes wee especially delicious last night, it was probably because of the cottage cheese side I ordered."

by Joe Zeyen, Andrew Parson March 3, 2007

pussafenching

so full of food that if you eat anymore, you are going to pop.

I'm so pussafenching right now, eating that whole pie was a bad idea.

by sharkattack36489 June 14, 2010

pastafied

to suffer from a cliché seen in creepypastas

If a video's been pastafied, it's either trolling or deadly.

by Aqxer June 6, 2014